So my weekend ended up being rather exciting...more so than I thought at first. I ended up going to my friends 21st, at first I thought "shit, how boring" because there were so many people I didnt know. I thought there would be a lot more people from the good ol school days...but no, there were only a select few of us. It was a question of "us" and "them". Them being my friends work buddies (who outnumbered us 5 to 1).
Then the mechanical bull arived, and after setting it up, there was an all out war between the "work buddies" and us. The challenge...who could stay on the longest?
Let me just say, with modesty and humility...WE WON!!!!!! By 4 seconds, but we won.
In the process however, I got dumped over the head of the bul and got headbanged, and now I am sporting a lovely blue bruise on my right eyebrow and feel quite Spiffy about it. Like im bad-ass or something. But it ended up being awesome. I am still hurting like hell. The insides of my knees are bruised from squizing the bull's sides for dear life, i have a bruise on my back and elbow from when I got thrown off.
I went shopping for groceries and while feeling the firmness of the apples, I caught a mid 50-something old lady staring at me with pity in her eyes, like im in an abussive realtionship or something.
"Got thrown off a bull" I said, knowing it sounds a little ridiculous. She just nodded at me, gave me that look, the one that says "Yeh right sweetie" and walked off.
It was a little embarasing, but let me just say, it looks alot easier to ride one of those mechanical bulls than what it actually is. I dont even want to know what it must be like to ride the real thing.
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